bloody egg

someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.

guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby

guy2: thats great

bloody egg by the public illustrator November 15, 2009

Blood Egg 

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

Blood Egg by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

bloody easter eggs 

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

bloody easter eggs by supersab September 16, 2010

Bloodpegged

When you're girlfriend peggs you so hard that your derrière starts to bleed.

*His girlfriend bloodpegged him apperently. The dude hasn't been able sit OR shit for 3 days!"

Bloodpegged by BackPackLeftHandle December 28, 2024