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Deferret 

A homonym of the word "deferred"; a mangled colloquialism of the word "deferred.

Used when the word "deferred" is too much to bear.

*Regarding institutions of higher learning and any form of early admissions process.

Pessimist:
Not rejected... yet.

Optimist:
Not accepted... yet. You'll get in, yes you will. =D
Example:

Dear _____:
After carefully reviewing your application, we have decided to deferret your admission to the regular applicant pool.
Deferret by The Orange Cook December 19, 2010
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When a college tells you to bend over in December and then waits till April to shove that pole up your ass.
Being deferred from your Early Decision school is worse than being outright rejected because you end up waiting four more months for nothing.
deferred by C-Breeze March 11, 2007

Deferget 

When you're dumb and you like to suck on camel testicles as well as your own testicles lilz
You're so gay, you might as well just go deferget publicly
Deferget by k00lsause June 19, 2011

deferrer 

A person who procrastinates.
I hate to deal with deferrers on my job!
deferrer by Alexander Pisaryev March 27, 2018

Deferred help 

Deferred help: Filling a complaint but nothing is done at a later time.
After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.

Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…

Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!

Deferred Pain 

What you are in pain but suck it up and worry about it later.
I don't want to do snake's on the pilaties reformer Jo I wish to defer the pain your putting me through: deferred pain
Deferred Pain by Kevin coates October 27, 2023

Deferred_Impact 

The most hostile god of all idiotic arguments, Ukrainian battledudes gamer. Also he likes to cook soup.
"Bye, stay safe deferred_impact!"
"Shut the fuck up!! I will never be safe!!!!"
Deferred_Impact by the battle pass November 15, 2023