*dies* 

Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.

mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*

*dies* by The Reverand May 26, 2004

*dies* 

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

*dies* by more heat than light January 1, 2004

*dies* 

To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.

Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*

*dies* by SillySprout January 6, 2004

*dies* 

occurs when your heartbeat instantly shoots straight to the roof the moment you stand in front of people, generally ten to probably a thousand people watching you.

Person 1 stands in front of an audience
Audience: "You okay?"
Person 1: *dies*

*dies* by dorsaldeer2004 June 2, 2018

*dies* 

the bestest way to ever express your sadness in the middle of a random conversation you may have

person 1: SO THEN SHE-
person 2: *dies*

*dies* by meliskaunicor March 15, 2023

:dies: 

1. said pre, mid, or end of sentence when something is undesirable
2. can be said anytime.

Oh, god :dies:
I had the worst day :dies:
this sucks :dies:

:dies: by sah January 30, 2003

Dies 

In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".

Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)

Dies by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003