slumberkins

a group of alcoholic, horny, genius yet special kids that grind at school on the weekdays and go fucking hard on the weekends. destruction, pregnancy, and death is likely among this group. regardless, they continue to make stupid and reckless decisions because of a dangerously high consumption of alcohol.

slumberkins, ASSEMBLE

slumberkins by graze69 October 17, 2019

Slumbering Yak 

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

Slumbering Yak by noxid July 3, 2007

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

Slumbering Turtle by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

slumbering 

when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.

I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight.

slumbering by Teannah November 14, 2004

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

Slumbering Man Party by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

slumberginity 

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

slumberginity by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009

slumbering lumber 

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

slumbering lumber by docwhoomph July 12, 2010