schwaang 

A adjective that describes something just so overly awesome and amazing. Or used as a victorious exclamation. Even used as a greeting. {NOT a penis)

Taylor: Dude! I just so lived after jumping off that bridge!
Anna: That's really schwaang.

Maddie: I just aced my Spanish! Yesss!
Megan: Schwaang!!

Taylor: Hey Megan
Megan: Schwaang. Hey Maddie.
Maddie: Hi. Word, Anna.
Anna: Schwaang!

schwaang by Kiariku January 5, 2008

Schwang Wang Wang 

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

Schwang Wang Wang by TYT Army January 23, 2011

Schwang wang wang 

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

Schwang wang wang by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

schwango 

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

schwango by the greggles February 25, 2010

schwang 

a slang form of the word penis

"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"

schwang by bing July 1, 2003

Schwanged 

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

schwaag 

1: shitty weed. cheap regular commercial ganja, usually compressed and full of seeds.

2: anything that sucks.

weed ganja herb swag shwag hippies stoners

Yo, I got this schwaag for like ten dollars an ounce, any takers?

or
That kid's schwaag.

or
Schwaag, I've stepped in dogshit barefoot again!
or
Schwaag dog, get out the kitchen!
or
Schwaag hippie, no doses!!!

schwaag by wandering a June 2, 2009