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Slit-slitherer 

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.
'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!
Slit-slitherer by Miss K February 10, 2004

Tit slit 

The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.
"She was a saucy minx, but not a full on slapper. You could see just the right amount of tit slit"
Tit slit by Mrmacho September 5, 2014

slave to the slit 

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.
Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.
slave to the slit by Quimbonda June 15, 2008

slit willy

When you give a chick a wet willy with her pussy juice
i was fingering Janice, and I gave her a Slit Willy, and she swatted my finger out of her ear.

Slit Peeper

Someone that spies on a girl's pink spot while she pisses/shits.
"Close the blinds while you take a shit, honey. I hear the new neighbor is a real slit peeper."
Slit Peeper by slitpeeper#1 May 17, 2009

banana slit 

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.
I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.
banana slit by MBurns91 February 19, 2012