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Riding the Dragon 

n. The action of driving a vehicle while high on heroin.
I was riding the dragon for a record time last week! 30 seconds.

I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.

Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.

Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
Riding the Dragon by Guitano98 October 3, 2009

Riding the Dragon 

Is when a White girl has sex with an Asian guy
Ashley’s boyfriend is Asian and she loves riding the Dragon all night
Riding the Dragon by Gold Dragon October 11, 2020

Riding the Purple Dragon 

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.
Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

Riding the Chunder Dragon 

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"

Riding the Black Dragon 

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"
'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

riding the magic dragon 

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.