Bachelorized 

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.

Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.

Bachelorized by Beatlistic October 1, 2009

bachelorize 

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

bachelorize by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008

de-bachelorize 

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.

"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."

de-bachelorize by stew1234 April 28, 2009