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Lucid fuck 

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.
Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night. 
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.
Lucid fuck by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009
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lucid fuck 

I lucid fucked alot of pendejo's bro.
lucid fuck by BattousaiJunt March 28, 2016

Lucifucker 

A person who simps, or simply wished to fuck Lucifer from "OBEY ME!"
"Shawty is a Lucifucker."
...is a bag of dicks.

With extra dickwarts.

The economy ...package, too.

A rather more appropriate moniker for Lucifer of Supernatural, methinks.
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifuck, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
Lucifuck by sapphic_unrest April 19, 2018