PTA Shower 

(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body

Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.

PTA Shower by prettythoughts February 16, 2018

PTA shower 

The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.

"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"

PTA shower by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009

PTA Syndrome 

The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.

The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.

Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.

People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:

"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."

"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."

"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."

PTA Syndrome by TrevorEG October 30, 2013

PTASD 

Parent/Teacher Association Stress Disorder

PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."

I have not been able to find Jane for weeks. Does she have PTASD? I need to know about the book faire.

PTASD by zwartgat December 4, 2011

PTAS 

Princess Twinkle Annie Star. An acronym for the most beautiful, special girl in the entire world.

Throughout time, there has never ever been anyone nearly so cute as PTAS.

PTAS by Merriam Webster August 22, 2003

ptasienski 

always caring and helpful. can have a bit of a bad side to her but is willing to help with anything

very ptasienski she is

ptasienski by tatyana zora February 20, 2015

ptASSd 

Post Traumatic Ass Disorder. A constant, irrational fear of your ass being harassed in a wide variety of ways, due to an inordinate amount of grabbing, spanking, poking, etc by your friends. The most common observable symptom of ptASSd, is never turning ones' back to anyone EVER, and NEVER bending over within anyone's reach, even if extremely inconvenient, so as to avoid a pen or pencil from being slipped into their buttcrack for example.

After 15 solid years of our butts getting poked and grabbed by everyone else all the time, our circle of friends all suffer from ptASSd.

ptASSd by Ktulu82 November 29, 2020