Krypted

when your real fucking hiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhh

"Chris is so krypted, he cant even move."

Krypted by bavis September 13, 2009

krypted

lazy ass model fucker

brad pitt

krypted by PharmEcis July 23, 2003

kryptesticle 

A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.

Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.

kryptesticle by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006

Kryptodick 

the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.

Strap on yo kryptodick we don't want no skanks coming around.

Kryptodick by on work stoppage November 10, 2011

Kryptek Clan 

A call of duty clan filled with obesse kids.

OMG its the Kryptek Clan they're all fat

Kryptek Clan by Kryptek Sp May 29, 2018