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Schwangdangler 

1. The long stems of a plant which hit you in the face while handling them.

2. A penis
1. Every time I pick up those plants, I get the schwangdanglers in my face.

2. Get your schwangdangler out of my face, please.
Schwangdangler by Planter059 August 10, 2009

Shwangdangler 

A term used to describe the penis
Did you see his shwangdangler? It's massive
Shwangdangler by Skrtdgw December 22, 2016

Shlangdangle

When two guys who are related have a three-way with their sister.
Me and marty had a shlangdangle last night.
Shlangdangle by TrumptyDumpty November 12, 2022