bacon bits 

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

bacon bits by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

bacon bits 

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

bacon bits by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

bacon bits 

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

bacon bits by Bunn4r October 11, 2007

Bacon Bits 

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

Bacon Bits by tim January 15, 2004

bacon bits 

"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......

ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad

bacon bits by brian rainey October 28, 2006

Bacon Bits 

the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain

man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...

Bacon Bits by bitchslapextraordinaire December 8, 2003

Bacon Bits 

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.

you want some bacon bits on your salad

Bacon Bits by Spicy January 23, 2003