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Fingernails4Cash 

A great source of income if you have extremely fast growing nails. This is the best website voted by TMZ.
The best website for Fingernails and cash
Everyone has fingernails
and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails
and we'll send you some cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails
so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
Cause we might be building a fort with them! Come down to our Site!
Fingernails4Cash by YakLover February 20, 2019

Fingeroth 

A real pal that always has your back, always knows a guy and hates to say it.
Boy 1 - I wish Fingeroth was around, he always knows a guy.

Boy 2 - I hate to say it, but he looks like Uncle Fester.
Fingeroth by Peter Ramirez November 23, 2021

Albert Fingernoodle 

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

fingerbutting

Sticking a finger up another person's asshole, or their own.
I caught Tom fingerbutting himself.
fingerbutting by Dr. Nardacci April 2, 2011

violin fingernails 

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"
Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

Gingernuts 

Some of the hardest f*cken biscuits you could ever sink your teeth into.

Made by Griffin's Foods, a New Zealand based food company.
"WTF? These gingernuts are harder than my c*ck"
Gingernuts by Mad-Season August 11, 2009