Decumission 

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

Decumission by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Decommissioning the Shitter 

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

Decommissioning the Shitter by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

decommission 

to officially stop using weapons,a nuclear power station,etc.

we went to the station but it was decommissioned.

decommission by tablo91 November 13, 2011

demissionairized 

Changing a woman's position from missionary to doggy style by twisting the legs.

Last night I demissionairized this gal deadass, that doggy style hit different bro

demissionairized by patch1981 June 18, 2025