Skip to main content

Wal Marter 

Somebody who WalMarts- the act of doing annoying things in a public shop/line/etc..for example, stopping right in front of someone, bumping into someone and not apologizing, or teenagers who just don't shut up and move.
Ugh, our tour bus toured with a high school field trip, and while we tried to go sightseeing, they kept WalMarting us by walking slow and shoving each other! Stupid Wal Marters.
Wal Marter by WalMart'd Daily June 11, 2009
Wal Marter mug front
Get the Wal Marter mug.
See more merch

Wal-Marted 

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.
Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.
Wal-Marted by theosus August 17, 2008
To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.
Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.
walmarted by James August 23, 2004

Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.
Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!
Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010

Walmartyr 

1) Anyone who works at Walmart, and then complains about how shitty their job is. DUH!
2) Anyone who shops at Walmart, and complains about the shitty customer service. DUH!
"Fuck him, coming across as a Walmartyr. Bitching and moaning about work all the time. Fucking quit or shut up! He'd make more money on disability, which wouldn't be hard to prove considering being disabled is a requirement for working there."

"Fuck her over there for acting like a typical Walmartyr. The prices are so cheap, because there is no customer service. You want someone to answer all your fucked up questions/concerns all day, and hold your diabetic hand, then go someplace else and leave the 2 people who work in
this store the fuck alone. FUCK YOU!"
Walmartyr by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

People-of-WalMarted 

The act of qualifying and being photographed for www.PeopleofWalmart.com whilst actually in a WalMart.
I just People-of-WalMarted that dude with the pink hot pants.

That dress she has on should be People-of-Walmarted.

OMG, I was taking a pic in WalMart of some dude and my belly was sticking out of my t-shirt and I almost People-of-Walmarted MYSELF!
People-of-WalMarted by hersheymike January 23, 2010
To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.
"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.
walmarted by Dan the Wordman October 26, 2006