Shawty's like a melody in my head 

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"

Shawty's like a melody in my head by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ 

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome 

An Acute "everyailment" of your "everyparts" that you just have to let everybody know about.

Oh dear .. avoid talking to him today he's been diagnosed with "Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome" and he just wants to tell everyone about it

Wienerson's Shaft Syndrome by Nifty Lifty March 31, 2023

shifty's mouth 

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.

He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.

shifty's mouth by Couch Potato April 10, 2015

Zenon’s shaft 

Zenon’s shaft is the most powerful thing on earth I it can extinguish a white substance that is almost like acid. The holder is called Zenon, Don’t mess with Zenon and I mean it 😩😫🍆💦

o̤̮h̤̮ s̤̮*i̤̮t̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ Zenon’s shaft r̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ b̤̮e̤̮f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮e̤̮ h̤̮e̤̮ s̤̮h̤̮o̤̮o̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮ a̤̮t̤̮ ṳ̮s̤̮

Zenon’s shaft by Sub to R3proTrevor October 13, 2019

Schrodinger's Shaft 

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

Schrodinger's Shaft by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Shafty Nut 

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is sexy asf

Shafty Nut by Jesuslations January 2, 2021