bettse

A person who exhibits low intelligence; doesn't think before acting; clumsy.

That bettse over there can't even drink his pink drink without spilling it!

Wow! He must be a real bettse to do something that stupid!

Do I look like a bettse? How stupid do you think I am?

bettse by jweb97330 May 24, 2009

bettse

An undesirable sexual position; uncomfortable; boring; lazy

"I'm dumping my boyfriend. Last time we had sex, he did it bettse style"

"That kid is so lazy he does it bettse style!"

"Wow, bettse style? My DOG can do better than that!"

"Wow, don't get near that guy, he just bettsed that little kid"

bettse by CasualComedian June 2, 2009

bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.

"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!

Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high

it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

better call saul effect by Ultiminati April 27, 2022

better not bring your kids 

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

better not bring your kids by mister ferrari April 14, 2008