Michaela-ism 

being a Beastiality-Necrophiliac. Which is having sex with dead animals.

People of this religion go door-to-door trying to convert and spread the word of the religion that orginated in Elk Grove, California

Are you part of Michaela-ism?
No what is it?
It is the most amazing religion ever you get to have sex with dead animals!
can i get a pamphlet about it

Michaela-ism by rudolphhasarednose May 15, 2009

Michael-ism 

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

Michael-ism by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michaelism 

To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!

Wow that is such a Michaelism moment

Michaelism by SpeedyH May 13, 2009

Michaelism 

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

Michaelism by Suthons February 14, 2020

Michaelism 

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.

"That person is Michaelism at its finest."

Michaelism by template December 22, 2017