Libnol 

Laughing inside but not out loud.
A replacement for "lol". But without technologically uneducated people thinking you are weird for laughing out loud at simple things.

Person 1: *says stupid joke*

Person 2: Libnol, that was ok.

Libnol by JBK4 May 5, 2009

linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

Libnoid 

Another way of saying Libtard, but it is more powerful. Should be yelled when using.

Wow look at that LIBNOID over there.

Libnoid by Bowerry December 4, 2018

linoliem licker  

Refers to oral sex performed by a Lesbian Woman on the clean shaven cuchie of another Woman!

Wendy the linoliem licker was relieved when Darla dropped her panties for the first time!

linoliem licker by WendyMay "Red" August 11, 2008

lbnol 

Laughing but not outloud

responding to a text Moke replied lbnol

lbnol by tbill0699 May 10, 2016

Libnorance 

Ignorance in the form of liberalism.

It's pure libnorance to believe that Russians swayed any votes.

Libnorance by Richard Hangslow August 23, 2018

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007