Dick Clark 

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

Dick Clark by Assessment January 2, 2004

Dick Clark 

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

When Nuclear Holocaust happens, Dick and Cockroaches will be the only thing still living.

Dick Clark by Chris.Pwn.J00 December 31, 2004

Dick Clark 

Teabagging someone, but before the balls enter the mouth a countdown from ten occurs. Usually followed by a shout of "Happy New Year!"

Don't pass out at Billy's house, he'll give you the Dick Clark.

Dick Clark by A. Sheehan January 12, 2008

Dick Clark 

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

Dick Clark by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010

Dick Clark 

A hard slap across a person's chest while yelling "Dick Clark".

It was invented during a drunken dispute over whether it was Dick Clark or James Garner on "The Rockford Files".

If you don't keep your fuckin mouth shut you're gonna get Dick Clarked.

Dick Clark by TheAmazingMexicoy December 21, 2010

Dick Clark 

The guy who sounded like Corky from "Life Goes On" on New Years Eve 2005.

Dick Clark has alot in common with Corky now.

Dick Clark by DAR4652 January 7, 2006

Dick Clark Syndrome 

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

Dick Clark Syndrome by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011