Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.
Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day