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fishsticker 

A typically self-righteous fundamentalist who affixes a fish sticker on the bumper of his or her motor vehicle to indicate Jesus is riding shotgun. Fishstickers believe that Jesus wants them to drive in the fast lane at ultra-conservative speed, and the astute motorist will recognize the fishsticker in a pattern of traffic ahead passing to the right of a mini-van. 'Fishsticker' is often used to indicate ultra-conservative.
"I knew Tabitha and I were star-crossed lovers upon discovery that her parents were fishsticker Republicans."
fishsticker by Mo Dixley March 21, 2012

Provean Fishsticker 

a straight male who talks to girls/whales only and has no known male friends
That kid Brian sure is a provean fishsticker because I only ever see him talking to fat chicks

fishsticked 

Fishsticked, receiving or getting something that is fake or something that is not as described
"I just got fishsticked! , I bought all these sweet products off temu & their all just crappy knockoffs"

"don't try and fishstick me buddy! , the products your selling aren't actually as described"

" I just bought fishsticks for lunch & now I've found out they don't even contain fish"
fishsticked by Eketāhuna March 1, 2025

Fishsticker 

(n)
A strip of duct tape or gorilla tape given to a nasty smelling female, intended to be used to seal shut the specific location of that vomit-inducing, nightmare fueling, pungent odor.
Ricky sniffed and instantlymade a distraught and nauseated expression when he leaned in to kiss Monica. He quickly pulled out a fishsticker with her name on it.
Fishsticker by IdntgivaFOX April 12, 2023