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awesomeing 

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010

awsomeazingness 

What happens two great people combine. Its a combination of awesome and amazing and can only be achieved by truly great people
Reckless+ Dippin Dots= awsomeazingness
awsomeazingness by 818661<3 March 11, 2010

awsomeness 

usually means "awesome" although we just pimped it out.
That movie was made of awsomeness
awsomeness by giggles4703 March 21, 2009

awesomeidge to the MAX 

something you say when something is crazily awesomely funnidge to the MAX!!!
"Whoa man! This heroin is awesomeidge to the MAX"
"Fuck Yeah!"
awesomeidge to the MAX by watnow August 14, 2006

awsomenesstissity 

this shoe store is awsomenesstissity
awsomenesstissity by DCREDDS June 28, 2016

awsomenesses 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet.
No one can compair to Louise's awsomenesses!
awsomenesses by Danny Kelly September 26, 2006