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Zood is “dude” but with a z. It’s trademarked by me and Ana.
“heyy zood”
is it Bc I’m meximalan/Bengali?!”
zood by Ri_gargantuan September 4, 2021
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Another way of saying dude. Sounds like dude but said in a deep voice with a "Z" sound in front. Saying it unconsciously makes you look like a dumbass. Usually said in a sarcastic way to mock someone.

Also can be used as a filler, much like dude.
EX1
J: My dog died.
A: Zood.
J: Is that it you idiot?

EX2
(Girl walks by)
B: Zood she's smokin zood would you hit that zood?

N: yea yuh

B:Zood front and back zood?

N: mm-hmm
zood by Nadsafs March 30, 2009
bryce word for dude. Used before and after each stupid ass sentence recited by the thing.
Brycexamples:
"zood, chick in the pink is smokin' zood.
zood, are you gay zood?
zood you know I'm not gay zood.
zood I'm druuunk zood.
zood I'd fluff that pillow zood!
zood front and back zood?
zood stand up zood!"

Alien:
what up zoOoOood?

Mazda commericial:
zood zood zood, yeah zood zood zood! yeah zood zood zood!
zood by Jubbard "Jailbird" Jubbard February 28, 2009
Zood is a slang term for drunk or drunkenness which includes:

# aled up (mainly North UK)
# ankled (mainly Bristol)
# arse over tit
# lubricated
# Yoopered (Lower Peninsula of Michigan slang)
# zonked **
# zooted
# zood
Person 1) What I think about a truffle is that It's a tuber, not a mushroom, "zood".

Person 2) No, a truffle is not a tuber like a potato is a tuber. It is a member of the fungal genus Tuber. Two different things. "Zood."
zood by Roosevelt Coopling October 9, 2008
A Zood is a person who watches great injustices happen to long time acquaintances and takes the side of the offender in the situation and even becomes sexually attracted to them. We think all Zoods are male at this point but it could be a woman. We are just not sure if it is understood fully yet(probably because thats what "Zoods" repeat over and over. The most tell tale sign you have a "Zood" infront of you is its inability to avoid trash in all form much like a racoon only ugly (like mama beat you with the ugly stick and dropped you off on someones doorstep) and smells bad because it rolls in its own excrement as a mating ritual. If a "Zood" has picked its mate(mates are called Lawgremlins) and tried to start nesting, it is advised to approach with caution.
That whole group over there is no better then a pack of Zoods. I can't believe they believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Wait we got to close. Here comes a Zood!
Zood by Chotic Rift April 17, 2022
A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"
"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"
my zood by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023