Whelming 

adjective

1. between underwhelming and overwhelming; just right; the perfect consistency.

2. average; in the middle.

3. mediocre

Goldilocks tasted little bear's porridge and it was whelming.

Want to come over? Two hours would be whelming.

Whelming by dressedinleather March 30, 2009

Whelming 

A skinny fat guy in a spider-man suit popping 1000 water balloons by himself in an inflatable pool.

Oh you got an 80 on that test?
That’s whelming

Whelming by LoneWolf94 November 20, 2020

Whelming 

Completely normal; not over or underwhelmed; Average

Nothing happened today, instead, it was completely whelming.

Whelming by NarratorShay November 11, 2021

Whelming 

Exactly as expected, neither over- nor under- whelming

Did you see that tall tree? It was very whelming.

Whelming by StrudelNinja May 26, 2024

ogre-whelming 

When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful

"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"

ogre-whelming by gayoldman May 31, 2019

Wheaming 

To whisper in a loud fashion.

When Bob and Billy were trying to be secretive in their discussion, they were wheaming so they could hear each other.

Wheaming by Geofdarious1 February 11, 2009

Whelmingly 

to an average degree

Keith did not like to get too excited, nor did he yearn for a boring life. He enjoyed a whelmingly normal existence.

Whelmingly by anonymous December 21, 2020