sprizzard

Usually found in the winter-weather-hell (yet still awesome) Great Lakes States, a sprizzard is when spring starts and it's like in the high 60s for awhile, and the next day its 25 degrees and there's a foot of snow on the ground. again. Sprizzards exist to spoil your hopes of summer for awhile and usually occur around the end of lent. They really really really really really really really really really really really really really piss people (especially wisconsinites like me) off

weatherman: well, it's 70 degrees for the first time in 5 months, but there's a big cold front coming with a snowstorm, so be prepared folks!

average person: dang it, not a sprizzard!

sprizzard by definitionatorizer March 29, 2009

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

Slizzard Bag by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Shizzard 

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

Shizzard by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

Slizzard Trifecta 

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

Slizzard Trifecta by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard 

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

get slizzard by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slizzard 

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

slizzard by clawkasion July 6, 2005

slizzard 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

slizzard by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011