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pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.
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In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
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Warnicle by Professor Ross E. Forp October 2, 2019
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A mythical creature resembling a mixture of a unicorn and rhinoceros. The warnicorn possesses the powerful charge of the rhino and the grace and elegance of the unicorn. It is the swiftest beast on land and can only be caught by the best of men. He who can use enough cunning to catch the warnicorn can take one hair from its golden tail. This hair, when strung in a bow, can defeat an entire army with one shot of an arrow.
Mike: I think rhinos are the fiercest animal in the world.
Jen: I disagree. Haven't you ever heard of the Warnicorn?
Mike: Warnicorn?
Jen: It's like a rhino, but better. And like a unicorn, but better. I invented it, so it's not shocking that you've never heard of it.
Jen: I disagree. Haven't you ever heard of the Warnicorn?
Mike: Warnicorn?
Jen: It's like a rhino, but better. And like a unicorn, but better. I invented it, so it's not shocking that you've never heard of it.
warnicorn by MikeIsGonnaBeButtHurt July 8, 2011
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