pistons

Basketball team that kicks ass

The Detroit Pistons are the greatest team around

pistons by Josh123456789 March 30, 2007

Pistons Maniac

A person from Detroit that likes the Pistons, on a forum called "Neoseeker", spreading the wonderous news of the Piston victory.

He is also very sexy and has a nice banner.

Pistons Maniac is a hunh. I think I love him.

Pistons Maniac by Piston Maniac September 11, 2004

Flabby Spank Pistons 

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.

Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.

Flabby Spank Pistons by 1337noname August 10, 2020

Detroit Pistons 

1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the NBA right now. They play great defense and have a balaced offense which lead them to a 64-18 record this season. best in the NBA!! also made the finals for the last 2 seasons, winning the NBA title back in 2004 against the LA Lakers. Easily have the best starting 5 in the NBA with Chauncey Billups, Richard "Rip" Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wallace.

u saw game 7 of Pistons-Cavs series? Detroit Pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game

Detroit Pistons by go_wings June 1, 2006

Detroit Pistons 

1. The best basketball team in the league right now. Their type of basketball is usually played in a rough and tough style with a pounding offense and a powerful defense. They play as a team and thats why they win games.

Person #1: Who's the best team in the league right now?
Person #2: The Detroit Pistons are because they play as a team and have an incredible defense.

Detroit Pistons by Sameer January 15, 2006

Sri Lanka Pistons 

The future name of the detroit pistons when they are bankrupted due to being horibble at basketball, and then sold to a business man who will move the team to Sri Lanka.

Announcer: Now entering the game for your Sri Lanka Pistons, Ben... and he just got shot.

Sri Lanka Pistons by jacobes January 28, 2010

Chin pistons 

Arms and fists when used in a fighting sense, particularly when landing a felling blow upon the opponents chin.

1: Did ya beat 'im up den?
2: Yer! Oi leddim 'ave wi' me chin pistons dinnai?

Chin pistons by Flatster October 27, 2005