A fake lesbian. Two females who unconditionally love each other but are in a platonic relationship. Outsiders may consider them sexually attracted to one another ( no shame in that).
The punishment for living in Fargo, ND. First, everything you own is covered in dirty flood waters, then suddenly frozen solid while a blizzard adds at least 10 inches of snow on top.
Jesus hated Fargo really bad in 1997, and punished it with a horrible flizzard. He has decided he hates it even more in 2009, and is punishing it with an even bigger flizzard.