Cheese Hands

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."

"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

Cheese Hands by East Bridge March 30, 2009

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Cheese Hand

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

Cheese Hand by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009

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Hand Cheese

Noun: a build up of rosin, dead skin, and sweat on an instrument's bow, often located along the length the stick, on the frog at the ferrule and where the frog and stick meet. This can vary in color from light yellow, green, dark brown, or even black.

"EWWW! There's so much hand cheese on this bow it's still sticky!"

"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"

Hand Cheese by DellJayZoo July 22, 2019