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Tomato Sauce 

good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.
Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."

Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.

(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)

I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.

tomato sauce 

Yo if tomato is a fruit that makes tomato sauce a smoothie!
tomato sauce by dreamygreentea September 5, 2020

Tomato sauce 

Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.
“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!
Tomato sauce by Poopsmears January 22, 2021

Tomato Sauce Effect 

The effect you get when you squeeze a tomato sauce bottle and the sauce goes anywhere but at the food, usually sideways onto your shirt or pants. The effect can apply to any liquids including urine.
Example 1:

Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."

tennessee tomato sauce 

When a girl queefs straight period blood in your face as a prehistoric defense mechanism.
"get back or I'll use my trap card!" "No! You don't mean?!" "That's right, the Tennessee tomato sauce!"

texas tomato sauce 

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people
kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me