Shorthand for the condition known as “
butthole alopecia” when dudes are checking out that
ass.
Men love a hairless asshole on a hot girl.
“
Bro that chick has a fat
ass, you think she takes care of it?” Asked one bud… “Oh an
ass like that? You know she got that squeaky clean Bpeash!” Said the other. “You’re right, smoother than silk” both buds concluded.