Immede 

short for immediately, but used more commonly, more like a substitute for the word now.

Vikki: Omg we are sooo late.
Amy: We have to go, IMMEDE!

Immede by harriet167326327 February 2, 2009

immerensis 

The maddening inability to understand why someone loves you - that although you hear their words and understand their feelings, you think about who you are and can’t fathom the thought that people love you unconditionally - as if you are a con-artist who’s days are numbered

Person 1: I cannot figure out why my girlfriend doesn’t love me
Person 2: She does, you’re just feeling immerensis

immerensis by urmom.thebomb December 4, 2021

IMmodernism

Current movement in art, music, literature, film etc.
First there was modernism, then there was post-modernism, then there was email-modernism, and now IMmodernism (instant messaging being the more current communication tool)

Characterized by naive cynicism, rebelling against every ideology simultaneously while satirizing itself, ironic references/use of emoticons, and absurdist humour.

Steve is into IMmodernism. He is a naked Amish logic-tree-surgeon, but if you refer to him as such, he will slap you with one hand clapping. All words are lies. Especially these ones.

IMmodernism by Scheherazade October 31, 2007

kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

immediatism 

undecipherable and non-proprietary (read: completely freed) movement for the non-mediated experience of suchness (see buddhism's "tathata") in the hands of the experiencer's complete curious creativity of surrender and struggle as is, becoming whatever is allowed by the experiencer's senses moment to moment.
See Hakim Bey's long essay Immediatism for the genesidal match which brought its carbon smell to the room and hence forth the "natural law" of chaos which brought it back into the storms.

"One day immediatism will be propagated on every cereal box, and not on the back, nuh uh, on the front where we stab with with our knives! I always wanted to feed my bare feet round yellow corn balls!"

Crunch Crunch Crunch.

immediatism by Comitant Soot February 8, 2008

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.

"My immediate family is coming to town."

Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019