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The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable
Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.
kitchen by Kit' chin August 22, 2003
A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
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Kitchen by Anony! November 24, 2004
Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.
kitchen by freedyal May 14, 2005
Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.
Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!
Kitchen by sunstir June 21, 2010
A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.
This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED
Kitchen by fadedbitch November 2, 2018
The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.
"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
Kitchen by Tails07 March 28, 2009