Valvis

(n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it.

A valvis drank enough car bombs to blow up a parking lot, then he singlehandedly ruined the curve in ch115, he wasnt even drunk!

Valvis by billzxfoyjhlfdlso January 29, 2009

Vallis 

1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it

1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock

Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

Valise 

A small bag you use when you go to travel.

All the passengers are asked to bring their own valise.

Valise by Crazy_kiddo January 24, 2017

valving 

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Valisha

Strong, Confident, athletic, has the beauty of a goddess, not vain, well versed in the TRUTH, gentle spirit yet not to be toyed with. She has a smile that will melt sadness away, yet is a mighty warrior when the need arises. One who glides on glass-like surfaces. A friend that everyone wants, yet few get close enough to discover the treasure that is Valisha.

"She seems a little rough around the edges, but I really see a Valisha in there"

Valisha by whatsupwhitchya77 February 13, 2010

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.

Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏

Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019