Retardtitis

The situation when a girl tries talking to a guy who is attracted to her but the guy looses to ability to think of what to say or do leaving the guy stood there and not speaking, resulting in the girl walking away and loosing all chances of anything happening.

Guy1: Girl has just tried talking to me but couldn't think of somthing to say.
Guy2: Your suffering from retardtitis.

Retardtitis by Kevg January 28, 2009

retarditus 

a very lethal disease that makes you so incredibly stupid.

Hey bro you have retarditus

retarditus by fboiretard April 10, 2019

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

Retardimistic

Adjective

Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.

Your outlook on life is Retardimistic you fucking mong!

Retardimistic by Yevil23 February 26, 2011

Retardidism 

1. The act of being retarded through bacterial infection

10/10 kids suffer from retardidism.

Retardidism by [e-mail] April 19, 2018

Retarditus 

Retarditus, another way of saying somebody is a retard and adding more of an insult with the 'itus' by implying that they have it as a disease.

Daniel "Your such a fuckin twat!"
Person "Yet another case of Retarditus..."

Retarditus by KtKornStar August 15, 2004

Retarditis 

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.

Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis

Retarditis by rjcrjc May 11, 2011