English Breakfast

During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".

"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"

English Breakfast by NotJohnStewart December 3, 2013

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

English Breakfast by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

english breakfast by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

english breakfast by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

English Breakfast by LVW October 6, 2019

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

English Breakfast by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.

I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.

English Breakfast by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011