linkature

As a book is to a link so is literature to linkiture.

I just sent you the linkature.

linkature by Pure West January 22, 2009

Linkterest 

n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article

I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.

Linkterest by Gustave Meissenschein March 10, 2011

linktree 

A third-party social media landing page commonly used to link multiple profiles to a singular link. Often times it is used by women to link their OnlyFans accounts to places like Instagram where a direct link wouldn't be allowed.

TL; DR If a woman has this in her bio, she's a hoe.

Winthrop: So, I went on her IG and found her linktree page.
Elbertson: Oh shit, she a hoe?
Winthrop: Quite right, a most ostentatious hoe indeed.

linktree by squilliam fancyson the third November 28, 2022

Ligature 

A letter (Æ or Œ) that are combinations of letters. They are intermediates between a and e or o and e.

Ligatures are cool

Ligature by yeltsA kciR June 1, 2021

Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.

Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.

Linktree Lizard by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022

ligature 

That thingamajig on a clarinet mouthpiece that's a real PITA to adjust---you have to poke around on the bottom of the reed and avoid touching the rails of the mouthpiece in order to align the reed correctly.

I have a Rovner ligature and I like the way it holds my reed. The only problem is, the ligature is made with some rubbery stuff and it sticks to the mouthpiece like your butt on a car seat on a hot summer day!

ligature by pentozali August 17, 2012

lickture 

To lecture someone while licking them. It is annoying, but cute, depending on the person.

Gean: Put the *lick* toilet paper *lick* on the roll *lick* like this!
Tekel: GAHHHHH! Stop all this lickture!

lickture by Mene Tekel January 18, 2009