tuna can 

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

tuna can by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

tuna can 

A penis that is wider than long.

The guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck.

tuna can by Copie Boy November 4, 2002

Tuna Can 

A penis which resembles a tuna can i.e short and fat. Another word for a chode basically.

Damn i bet that fat twat has a TUNA CAN.

That Paul Wilson could'nt get it up me he's sure got a TUNA CAN.

Dude i just TUNA CANNED that whore last night.

Tuna Can by N33ks January 12, 2009

Tuna Can 

All the girth in world, no length.

He is hung like a Tuna Can

Tuna Can by Brose78 February 19, 2011

tuna can 

a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.

Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.

tuna can by SicAssMic April 12, 2009

tuna can 

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

tuna can by aidan64 May 11, 2008

tuna can 

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

tuna can by papoose24 November 11, 2010