Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

Shit My Dick by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

shit on my dick 

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

shit on my dick by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

shit on my dick or blood on my knife by aaron January 23, 2005

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Shit on my dick 

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

Shit on my dick by Quadzy December 14, 2014

shit on my dick and call me charlie 

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

shit on my dick and call me charlie by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

shit on my dick 

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

shit on my dick by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007