jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

jobed by JJ453 May 8, 2008

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

Jobed by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

Steve Jobed 

When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.

I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.

Steve Jobed by Darkon007 May 14, 2018

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah 

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

super jebediah by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021