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Fat Farm 

The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.
Uh Oh, Betty's packing the pounds on, if she keeps it up we'll send her off to the fat farm.
Fat Farm by UpinSmoke4 August 16, 2010
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Fat farm 

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.
Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.
Fat farm by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

Fat Farmer 

Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.

The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
Fat Farmer by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
A noob, Not uber. Someone who is not good lame or pathetic. Also see asshat and/or assclown!
You are Fatfarmer.
I don't wanna be FatFarmer.
FatFarmer by Mojo Jojo January 10, 2005