excelator 

The state of best sex.

Yakoob & Samra was on their excelator. This why we've private excelators for two!

excelator by Universal-Truth-Homey November 29, 2018

relationship escalator 

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

relationship escalator by Enuja August 26, 2013

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

Excelsior Mob 

Excelsior Mob is multi cultural Mafia in San Francisco. The name was giving to them by the ingleside police station for moving like the mob of old.

Them Excelsior Mob is deep

Excelsior Mob by Skrilla Screech March 20, 2021

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

Thread Excavator by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

Exceltarted 

The inability to properly use Excel. Most often people over the age of 40, with a strong propensity to destroy formulas. These people often use scratch paper and a calculator to overcome the burden of understanding how the worksheet operates.

CLEAR CONTENTS!!!!! My nighhand is Exceltarted, he can't grasp the concept of a formula!

Exceltarted by txmarmot September 12, 2010

Walking Escalator 

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

Walking Escalator by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018