Systom 

Systom derives from the word "System" and the name "Thomas" which when formed, will create a Systom. A Systom is similar to a system, but this system is a living being as if it were a person, an entity like a System. (Deus Ex Machina if you will.)

"I hacked a computer with Systom."

"I played on Xbox Live with Systom."

"I see Systom on myspace and on AIM."

"I sometimes check out that dot org of Systom."

Systom by Systom March 31, 2009

systom 

to bring someone to book, to punish

He needs some systom right now

systom by storm29 October 13, 2021

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao

Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system

lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

Anti Terrorism Honor System by PWS27 April 21, 2017