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the Giver 

A great book. Takes place sometime in the future, in a utopia. This community has no diversity or difference among its residents. Later it is realized to be a dystopia, for the way they "release" (execute) some of the citizens, for population control reasons. (Oops! Did I just spoil it? Sorry!)
Jonas, a member of the community, is chosen to work under the Giver. He is a man who stores all memories of sadness and strife. Later in the book, he tries to reform the community by running away, releasing all his kept memories, so the citizens can learn from them.
1.
"Dude! The Giver movie's gonna come out in 2011!!!"

2.
-"The Giver is the worst book ever."

-"Have you ever read it?"

-"Pft. Who reads? LOL!"

3. "Jonas turns me on."
the Giver by Yukie February 25, 2009
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the giver 

(n.) Name given to an image of a man with a grossly elongated penis (see Priapus and Fertility god) that appeared on the original Goatse.cx page. It is a joke of sorts, the inference being that Goatse is "the taker."
The Giver made a brief appearance on Goatse.cx.
the giver by Dylan {***DaShizz***} October 12, 2009

The Giver 

A girl who doesn’t need a country map, because she ain’t no country boy quitter. She gets the job done.
The Giver is Chappell Roan’s first cuntry song!

Giver the hot supper 

Givin' it your all, 110%. Being fucking LOADED and fuckin' shit up!
"I was so wasted on Saturday, I fucking was 'given her the hot supper' and beaten the piss outta this old truck on creek road!"
"Chandler was watching the sox game and he was like damn hes really given her the hot supper with that home run."
"Scotty B walked into the room, and Buck was layin' on some chick, and Scotty screamed "GIVER THE HOT SUPPER!""
"Buck nascarin' it and deffinatly was given her the hot supper, as he rolled it."

giver the onion 

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation
1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.
giver the onion by mram November 5, 2007

giver the onion  

The wanting to have sexual relations with a female. Also, the act of penetration to the point that you might make her cry (onion).
Did you see that chick Bob, I want to giver the onion
Past tense: I gave Sherry the onion last night and I don't think she liked it as much as I did.
giver the onion by renmenfire October 19, 2007

The original giver of law 

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."