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The pufferfish 

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.
“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”
The pufferfish by Door breaker March 21, 2025

Beating the pufferfish 

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
Beating the pufferfish by Tbell November 9, 2014

Sam The Pufferfish 

A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801
That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish