When you perform oral sex on a lady who is on her period. You finish and then look in the mirror to find you have blood smeared on your face. You resemble a warrior of ancient times who smeared blood on his face before battle.
Guy 1 - I went down on my girlfriend last night. Afterwards i realised i had blood all over my face.
Guy 2 - Aaaah you been Warpainting.
The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.
DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WARPAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!