Peted

Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.

A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.

After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.

Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”

Peted by prosindogg December 9, 2008

Thanks Pete 

Mostly said by fans of Fall Out Boy after when Patrick couldn't reach the mic, Pete Wentz attempted to lift him up to it
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition

Friend: *opens door for me to walk through*
Me: *walks through* Thanks Pete!
Friend: dafuq

Thanks Pete by mcr-and-fob-fangirl May 6, 2015

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.

I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.

Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012

Mean Pete

A Classic Plain Cheeseburger at the iconic Dick's Drive-In of Seattle, WA.

After a long night on the town, there is nothing more enjoyable than a Mean Pete from Dick's.

Mean Pete by SeattleTruth December 5, 2019

Pyrite Pete 

the name given to a troll that shills for bitcoin in internet discussions, and whose behavior toward others is always toxic when those discussions might have any hint of negativity about bitcoin; usually posts under a pseudonym or anonymously; most often found in discussion forums such as Slashdot and Reddit, and/or article comment sections. They'll often write in support of/upvote their own replies using sockpuppet accounts. They are also sometimes referred to as a Bitcoin Cultist or Bitcoin Maximalist.

Gets their name for two reasons:

1. they often compare all forms of currency other than bitcoin as being as worthless as the mineral pyrite in their arguments when shilling for bitcoin
2. they themselves are chasing the "fool's gold" (bitcoin) in religious/cultist ways

Some believe that no self-respecting bitcoin owner would waste their time to make their arguments to people whom they consider "a lost cause" themselves, and since most of these troll posters keep replying in discussions with the same tired arguments concocted in their echo chambers ad infinitum (i.e. to always get the last word), it is thought that these posters are simply poor people getting paid by said bitcoiners per post, likely in Dogecoin.

We were having a discussion about Ethereum, so naturally a Pyrite Pete came along to claim we were all wrong.

Pyrite Pete by AL Katraz July 21, 2021

Peedee 

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.

I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.

Sleeping with Pete by melodyq February 2, 2009