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Free Willie Zone 

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.
Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.
Free Willie Zone by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Willie Boyd 

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.
Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot
Willie Boyd by 47°C April 7, 2017

gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.
That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!
gooch willie by loose asshole February 13, 2009

Willie Jack 

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.
Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!
Willie Jack by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019

willie foo foo 

He just stood there looking like Willie Foo Foo.
willie foo foo by Mike August 24, 2003

burning willie 

the act of forcing hand sanitizer up a girls ass or vagina and then fucking them
i put germ x in my girl friends ass befor i had dirty anal sex and she called it a burning willie